“We’re all just trying to get through the day without the printer catching fire.”

This tier supports individuals who need help staying online, avoiding scams, and navigating tech without judgment. Peter’s Peers keep the lights on for the people who feel like the system is stacked against them.

Supports: individuals, vulnerable users, donated premium help.

“So what would you say… you do here?”

This is the small business tier. One business gets 24/7/365 human support — no contracts, no upsells, no corporate nonsense. Just real help when the storm hits.

Supports: one business with full MLA coverage.

“Yeah… We'll even be there for you on Saturday.”

This is for mid‑sized businesses or community anchors who want to stand tall with MLA and help stabilize Main Street. They fund resilience, infrastructure, and donated support for those who can’t afford it.

Supports: multiple businesses + MLA’s backbone.

“Includes a fully functional MLA‑branded red stapler, complete with a top‑secret surprise so classified that even we’re not allowed to peek.”

This is the highest tier of MLA membership — the one reserved for the donor who goes beyond generosity and enters legend. A Full Milton gift funds multiple staff for an entire year and gives MLA the stability to expand our lifeline to small businesses everywhere.

As a token of gratitude, you’ll receive a fully functional MLA red stapler, complete with a mysterious, ultra‑classified surprise tucked inside. We don’t know what it is. We’re not allowed to know what it is. Legal told us not to ask. HR told us not to touch it. The Bobs told us it’s “above our pay grade.”

It’s all part of the Full Milton mystique.

This tier isn’t just support.

It’s canon.