Own the Mona Lisa! BUT improve it with YOUR VERY OWN enigmatic smile! (*The Mona Lisa needs us to pay a 1 billion dollar down payment but we won’t because even if we could, we would rather build more needed Affordable Housing. But, your bid will include a Galiano Chocolates Gift Certificate.) It’s still a SWEET deal! Bid now! Value $24

From the fiercest bounty hunter in the galaxy, we have procured a dozen of the most sought after eggs. Hard boiled is just a way of life. Who says Roosters can’t lay eggs? (*Note, eggs my be substituted with a dozen happy eggs from happy hens at Daisy Hill Farms.) Value $9

How cool will you look in your very own Raise the Roof Galiano Tee? (Available sizes: L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. If none of those fit you, think of what a wonderful gift it would make for a loved one.) Value $35

Own your own coffee plantation right here on Galiano Island! Just imagine drinking coffee that you, yourself, have grown! (*You won’t be getting the plantation, or mule, unless we can actually locate them - rumour has it that it exists here somewhere, but…… come to think of it - someone certainly would have heard the braying of the mule! Includes a bag of Galiano Coffee Roasters coffee - flavour of your choice.) Value $17

Own your own chair lift to the top of Mt. Galiano and munch on chocolate chip or ginger cookies on the way up - or down. (*You may not get the zoning or the okay from the Galiano Club but you will get a dozen chocolate chip or ginger cookies from Clarabella.) Value $42

Get your swagger on with some Raise the Roof Galiano Swag. Impress your friends, your family, and complete strangers! Available in: green (L, 3XL) or grey (M, 2XL). Value $60

Have you ever longed to wander the boulevards of Paris, to stop and enjoy sweet accordion music and savour a scrumptious café au lait and authentic crêpe while gazing at the Eiffel Tower? Now’s your chance! (*Does not include accordion music, café au lait, or the tower, but does include a delicious crepe of your choice from Love of Crepes.) Value $10

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou. (*Does not include a jug of wine or thou, but does include a fabulous loaf of gluten free, vegan bread from Galiano’s Blu Bakery.) Value $13.50-14.50

This Raise the Roof Galiano tote is too cool to forget in the car when you go shopping. Use it to carry all your winnings from the auction, or whatever cool stuff you find at the Saturday Market. Value $15