A crowd of diverse characters gathers at the base of a hill, looking up at a man in historical attire speaking from atop the hill, with a bouncy castle labeled "Dashcon 2" in the background.

DASHCON TWO

Chance to win a ball pit ball signed by YouTuber Strange Aeons.

STRANGE AEONS Signed Ball Pit Ball

Chance to win a ball pit ball signed by Tumblr cryptid The Muppet Joker, a.k.a. the Croaker.

THE MUPPET JOKER Signed Ball Pit Ball

Chance to win a ball pit ball signed by bestselling author Xiran Jay Zhao.

XIRAN JAY ZHAO Signed Ball Pit Ball

LXCL:Chance to win a ball pit ball signed by Ballpit Queen, raccoon MILF, and original DashCon founder Lochlan O'Neil.

LOCHLAN O'NEIL Signed Ball Pit Ball

LXCL:Chance to win a ball pit ball signed by both Red and Blue from the YouTube channel Overly Sarcastic Productions.

RED & BLUE OVERLY SARCASTIC PRODUCTIONS Signed Ball Pit Ball

LXCL:1 t-shirt, 4 buttons, 1 enamel pin, 1 sticker sheet, and a poster from DashCon 2's REVOLUTION, BABY! Collection.

REVOLUTION, BABY! Merchandise Bundle

LXCL:1 t-shirt, 1 enamel pin, 1 pair of shoelaces, 1 sticker sheet, and 2 postcards from DashCon 2's standard merch collection.

DASHCON 2 CLASSICS Merchandise Bundle

LXCL:Proper title: "I Got Scammed ot of 79c at DashCon 2 and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt" Shirt Graphic from the "Sorry We Scammed You :(" consolation sticker offered for the Badge Mailout refund hiccup IRL. It will feature Microsoft word art and look like actual garbage. I don't understand why someone would want this.

"I Got Scammed at DashCon 2" T-Shirt

LXCL:Signed bookbound copy of the Bible (Kermit x Joker Edition) as performed by the Muppet Joker at his 2025 panel. ROTTEN MUPPETS GO TO HELL.

THE MUPPET JOKER Signed Copy of the Bible

LXCL:Merchandise bundle from Rainbow Railroad, the charitable focus of the 2026 convention.

Rainbow Railroad Swag Bundle

Help DashCon 2 support <a fr-original-style="" href="https://www.rainbowrailroad.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="text-decoration-color: currentcolor; user-select: auto; box-sizing: inherit;" target="_blank">Rainbow Railroad</a> <a href="https://cancer.ca/en/ways-to-give/sponsor-research?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=monthlygiving2025&utm_content=monthlygiving2025-general-campaign-EN&ccs_id=20127&ccs_campaign=monthlygiving2025&s_src=cpc-google-monthlygiving2025&s_subsrc=monthlygiving2025-general-campaign&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22373263374&gbraid=0AAAAAoQGxRL60Ito044N3KuU0oBfbPHHu&gclid=CjwKCAjwmenCBhA4EiwAtVjzmrCvmATnDk6ZfgmybUKI_NVsAcjrxdQqdV4CH70aQMBfuTEBTAeCShoCIrwQAvD_BwE" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" fr-original-style="" style="text-decoration-color: currentcolor; user-select: auto; box-sizing: inherit;"></a>with the chance to win cool prizes!&nbsp; You can always donate directly to our campaign <a fr-original-style="" href="https://rainbowrailroad2026.funraise.org/fundraiser/2026-dashcon-2" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="text-decoration-color: currentcolor; user-select: auto; box-sizing: inherit;" target="_blank">here</a>.&nbsp;

Hi there, Thank you for supporting Rainbow Railroad! Online raffle ticket winners will be determined the day after the convention :)&nbsp; We can&#39;t thank you enough for supporting Rainbow Railroad&#39;s mission. Queer people around the world deserve safety. Together, we build a better, safer future for queer people everywhere.&nbsp; With love,&nbsp; The DashCon 2 Team ♡

Help DashCon 2 support <a href="https://www.rainbowrailroad.org/" target="_blank">Rainbow Railroad</a> <a href="https://cancer.ca/en/ways-to-give/sponsor-research?utm_source=google&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;utm_campaign=monthlygiving2025&amp;utm_content=monthlygiving2025-general-campaign-EN&amp;ccs_id=20127&amp;ccs_campaign=monthlygiving2025&amp;s_src=cpc-google-monthlygiving2025&amp;s_subsrc=monthlygiving2025-general-campaign&amp;gad_source=1&amp;gad_campaignid=22373263374&amp;gbraid=0AAAAAoQGxRL60Ito044N3KuU0oBfbPHHu&amp;gclid=CjwKCAjwmenCBhA4EiwAtVjzmrCvmATnDk6ZfgmybUKI_NVsAcjrxdQqdV4CH70aQMBfuTEBTAeCShoCIrwQAvD_BwE" target="_blank"></a>with the chance to win cool prizes!  You can always donate directly to our campaign <a href="https://rainbowrailroad2026.funraise.org/fundraiser/2026-dashcon-2" target="_blank">here</a>.