What's up you sweet babies? God, what I would give to give you all a big ole bugs bunny kiss right on the lips. Platonically, of course. On the subject of seeing your beautiful faces, I have three questions for you:

1. Do you cook it up?

2. Are you just quaking and shaking from your excitement about the QP FALL 2022 SHOW?? A Chance to see a hotsexy cast and band put on a live comedy show, including "giga-hyped" songs and choreography, AND support charity along the way, (as all proceeds of our goofy little show go right to local charities supporting the lovely city around us!!)

3. You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, Leon?

If your answer to any of these questions was "Yes!" "Oh my god, yes, I've spilled scalding hot bechamel sauce on my lap out of excitement", or "Let me tell you about my mother. *draws a pistol and shoots the gentleman administering the Voight-Kampff test*" then do I ever have news for you! We've opened up online ticket sales for our 2022 Fall Show, November 9-12, and November 16-19!  That's right babies, GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!

You can purchase up to 8 tickets at once! Enough for so many friends and fam, while tactfully excluding the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play. Score! All ticketholders must be 19 years of age or older, and present a ticket and completed AMS waiver (link also sent in ticket confirmation email) at the doors to be allowed entry to the event!

We just could not be more excited to see all of your smiling faces! A friend of a team member is a friend of ours, and let me tell you, this show is gonna be *FUCKED*. For purveyors of comedy, revelry, and all things cook-up related, this one is not to be missed!

Until then,

Xoxoxoxox

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No YOU hang up :)),

-The 2022/23 QP Board

Brock, Emily, Kiera, Nate, Tiana