Salty Broad Productions

LXCL:Get&nbsp;$5 off General Admission&nbsp;when you book by&nbsp;August 7&nbsp;— or before they’re gone! Limited quantity available.Because being hot&nbsp;and&nbsp;organized should come with perks. 💅

🐤 Early Bird Special

LXCL:Our regular ticket price. Come for the karaoke. Stay for the chaos. Sparkle optional, enthusiasm mandatory.

🎤 General Admission (Advance)

LXCL:The best damn seats in the house - for the unapologetically fabulous! Front and center with all the bells and whistles. A plush couch and armchairs for your entire party. Includes popcorn, auction paddles, a VIP host, a cast photo, and surprise perks!

💎 Mainstage Royalty Section (Seats 5)

LXCL:Flanking the main VIP area. Loveseat + cushy chairs = cozy cabaret comfort with a stellar view of the chaos. Includes popcorn, auction paddles, a VIP host, a cast photo, and surprise perks!

✨ Spotlight Circle Section (Seats 4)

LXCL:Cabaret tables with strong gay brunch energy. Great views, good vibes — for your tight-knit trio or fave throuple configuration. Table for three — mischief optional, but encouraged. Includes popcorn, auction paddles, a VIP host, a cast photo, and surprise perks!

🎶 Stage-Side Trio Section (Seats 3)

LXCL:A limited number of tickets reserved for members of marginalized communities (including but not limited to BIPOC, 2SLGBTQIA+, disabled, and low-income folks).

❤️ Community Ticket

Hi <span contenteditable="false" data-custom-variable="{{firstname}}" fr-original-class="fr-deletable styled-tag-chip" fr-original-style="" style="background-color: rgb(248, 248, 255); border: 1px solid rgb(191, 191, 255); border-radius: 4px; color: rgb(42, 42, 196); padding: 1px 8px; font-size: 11px; display: inline-block; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: anywhere; user-select: none; box-sizing: inherit;">First name, Thank you for grabbing your tickets to&nbsp;KARAOKE TEASE&nbsp;&mdash; our one-night-only spectacle where&nbsp;you sing karaoke, and we strip to it&nbsp;(don&rsquo;t worry, you don&rsquo;t have to)! Your support of this FUNdraiser helps fuel the bold, rebellious, heart-led theatre Salty Broad Productions is known for &mdash; including our remount of&nbsp;HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular! this December at the Metro Studio Theatre. ✨ Your receipt and e-tickets are attached to this email. Doors open at 7PM | Show at 8PM We highly recommend arriving early to: &ndash; Mingle in the gorgeous KWENCH Work + Culture Club &ndash; Sign up for karaoke and the Newlymet Game (our live dating show!) &ndash; Check out the auction items and Salty goodies &ndash; Grab a cocktail and a snack &ndash; Get your auction paddle, claim your seat, and settle in for a glitter-drenched night of chaos and camp 🎤 Not everyone is expected to sing karaoke, but there will be plenty of chances to jump in if the spirit moves you.Your soundtrack. Our show. 🛋️&nbsp;VIP seating is reserved.Accessible seating is also available &mdash; if you have any accessibility needs, please email us in advance so we can make sure you&#39;re fully supported. 📍&nbsp;KWENCH is located at 2031 Store Street, Victoria BC, V8T 5L9 (Next to Victoria Gymnastics!) We can&rsquo;t wait to welcome you into an evening of novelty, nonsense, and unapologetic (and perhaps cringe) joy. Let&rsquo;s get weird. For art. With love and gratitude, The Salty Broads saltybroadproductions@gmail.com

<p style="font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">KARAOKE TEASE<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">You sing karaoke. We strip to it. ONE NIGHT ONLY: Karaoke night collides with live burlesque, drag, and chaotic performance art — raising funds for Salty Broad Productions’ hellish holiday remount of HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular! (coming to a Metro near you in December! 😈🎄)<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%"> 🗓 Saturday, August 23, 2025 (like we said: ONE NIGHT ONLY!) 📍 KWENCH — 2031 Store Street, Victoria BC, V8T 5L9 🕖 Doors 7PM | Show 8PM | 19+<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">🎟️ Tickets<ul><li>$20 Community Tix (limited, intended for BIPOC, 2SLGBTQIA+, disabled, and otherwise marginalized communities)</li><li>$25 Early Bird (available until August 7 or sold out)</li><li>$30 General Admission</li><li>VIP Seats Sold as Sections (See below)</li></ul><hr /><p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">🛋️ VIP SECTIONS<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">Treat your polycule, performance pals, or chosen family to the ultimate viewing experience. All VIP packages include: <p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">💋 A dedicated VIP host 💥 Special auction paddles 🍿 Free popcorn 📸 A commemorative cast photo with select performers 🎁 Surprise perks (possibly from Santa’s sack 👀) <p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">Each VIP section is reserved seating and sold as a group package — ideal for karaoke legends, ride-or-dies, or that group chat you can never escape. <ul><li>$250 – Premium 5-Seater (1 available) The best damn seats in the house — Front and centre with a plush couch and armchairs. For folks who love comfort, a little attention, and a lot of legroom.</li><li>$180 – 4-Seater Lounge Sections (2 available) Flanking the Premium zone — cozy loveseats and armchairs with excellent sightlines. Perfect for quartets, or your go-to karaoke crew.</li><li>$120 – 3-Seater Cabaret Sections (2 available) Stage-adjacent cabaret tables with strong gay brunch energy. Great for trios, throuples, or secret agents of chaos.</li></ul><hr /><p style="font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%"> ✨ What to Expect<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">🎤 You sing karaoke. 💃 We bring it to life — with burlesque, drag, dance, and high-camp cabaret energy.<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">That’s the deal.<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">One mic. One stage. One shot to belt your favourite banger while a cast of dazzling degenerates bumps, grinds, and gyrates to your every note. <hr /><p style="font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">💥 Featuring:<ul><li>Karaoke! Burlesque! Drag!</li><li>The infamous Wheel of Whimsy</li><li>A speed-round revival of our live dating game show The Newlymet Game</li><li>A LOUD live auction (that's a paddlin')</li><li>Incredible themed cocktails</li></ul><p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">🎭 COSTUME CONTEST: CATEGORY IS: DIVE BAR BURLESQUE Come high. Come low. Come slutty and strange. We dare you. (Costumes highly encourage but not mandatory!)<hr /><p style="font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">👯 About Salty Broad Productions<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">Salty Broad Productions is a queer, feminist non-profit theatre company based in so called "Victoria, BC". We create genre-bending, camp-fuelled theatrical spectacles that are just as bold as they are heart-led. All proceeds support our 2025 remount of HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular, returning to the Metro Theatre Dec 18–20. This queer, campy, and hellishly delightful holiday debuted in 2024 — and it’s coming back bigger, badder, and even more blasphemous. Stay tuned.<hr /><p style="font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">🌎 Land Acknowledgement<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">KWENCH is located on the traditional lands of Lekwungen / Songhees. We pay our respects to Elders past, present and emerging. Salty Broad Productions acknowledges we are uninvited guests on the traditional, ancestral, and unceded Indigenous territories of the Lkwungen-speaking people, now known as the Songhees, Esquimalt, and WSÁNEĆ First Nations. We are grateful for the privilege to live, work, learn, and create on these lands.<hr /><p style="font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">♿ Accessibility<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">KWENCH is fully wheelchair accessible, with an elevator and accessible washrooms. If you have specific access needs, please reach out — we’ll do our best to accommodate.<hr /><p style="font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">🧡 Venue Note<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">KWENCH is a woman-founded, female-owned Work + Culture Club, proudly B-Corp Certified and BC Green Business–recognized. Please respect the space, staff, and community guidelines during your time in the space.<hr /><p style="font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">🖤 Community Agreement<p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">Salty Broad Productions has a zero-tolerance policy for racism, misogyny, fatphobia, homophobia, transphobia, ageism, ableism, or any other hateful or abusive behaviour. If you're not here for joy, connection, and artful chaos — kindly exit stage left. <p style="font-style:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;text-decoration:none;margin:0px;line-height:1.5;box-sizing:inherit;max-width:100%">Let’s get weird. For art. www.saltybroad.ca

Salty Broad Productions

Karaoke Tease

2031 Store St Suite A

🎤 General Admission (Advance)

$30

💎 Mainstage Royalty Section (Seats 5)

$250

✨ Spotlight Circle Section (Seats 4)

$180

🎶 Stage-Side Trio Section (Seats 3)

$120

❤️ Community Ticket

$20

🐤 Early Bird Special

$25

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