Waffles doesn't know he costs $16 a day. Adopt him anyway — or one of the other eight — for $120 a year or $10 a month, and you'll cover a full week of care for every animal in the barn.Every animal here was born on this farm. Cookie Dough, Bluey, Bandit, Bingo, and Oreo — the goats. Waffles, Otis, Pumpkin, and Penny — the Kunekune pigs. And the flock, who lay the eggs in the farm stand cooler and eat more than everyone else combined. No rescue stories, no drama. Just nine animals with jobs on land that's been farmed since 1854: the pigs graze the pasture, the barn makes the manure, the manure makes the compost, the compost feeds the fields that fill every CSA share. Every camper and school kid who comes through here learns the whole system standing at this fence.Sixteen dollars a day is the honest number — hay, straw, feed, minerals, the vet's regular visits. It doesn't count the gate a pig walked through, the 9 p.m. vet call, or the people in the barn every morning of the year. That's what monthly adopters are for. Ten dollars a month, month after month, is what answers the phone when something breaks. Stick with us for a full year and we'll invite you out for a chore morning — feeding time, egg collecting, the works.Every adoption comes with: a certificate and photo of your animal, their fact card, a dozen-egg voucher for the farm stand, and three letters a year from the barn — real photos, taken that week, of your animal doing something completely ordinary.Can't pick? Choose "Surprise me." We know these animals well enough to matchmake.One thing we say plainly because people ask: this is a symbolic adoption. Bandit stays here at 3220 Ira Road, doing his job. And since we can't ask him to stop eating Bingo's hay, adoption gifts support the care of all our animals and the programs they teach.