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this ticket doesn't do anything, really, but you can convince yourself it does stuff. feel powerfula nd rich for just throwing it in your cart, willy nilly, careless of how much it costs. Which is nothing. Go ahead.

you have to salute the generals.

Two people wrongly enter for this double price. Do the maths.

shhhhhhhhhh

We bow to you. You can win at Rock Paper Scissors by declaring it so.

There can only be 3. Pffffffft.

You are like the boss dude of everything wrong.

You are the Mistress of Everything Amiss, and more than the lord, by a penny, which will soon be extremely rare.

Phat.

No genders here, just Leaping.

This ticket for entry will only be honored if you bring FIVE ACORNS for Sarah. For every acorn you are missing you will be charged an extra dollar at the door. Pleasant wrapping, or accompanying poem will earn you admiring glances. You may not throw the acorns at her unless you verify that it is her birthday, which it is not. So don’t.

100% of your ticket price will be donated to the Chesapeake Bay Foundation. Everyone else’s ticket will contribute too, but only after expenses. Noone is allowed to kick you.

You have to be the mom of April, or convince the door fae that you are. We have more than one April, so I will make three tix available at this special price.