Time to upgrade your rig's contact points. These ANVL Tilt pedals in a dialed red finish are fully CNC machined, super grippy, and built to take an absolute beating on the trails. Perfect for your enduro or downhill setup when you need maximum traction.

Treat yourself to one of the best dining experiences around. With $150 to spend at Canard, you can go all out on their famous steam burgers, duck stack pancakes, and an incredible wine selection. Seriously elevated comfort food that you don't want to miss.

Tacos, margaritas, and good vibes. Use these $50 gift card at Portland's favorite taqueria. Whether you're hitting the Hawthorne or Mississippi location, you already know the carnitas and Bryan's Bowls are completely worth the line out the door.

The perfect rescue plan for those nights when you just don't feel like cooking. Score two free entrees and a free chips and queso blanco from Chipotle. Stash them in your wallet and thank yourself later.

See you on the mountain! Grab a buddy and head up to Mt. Hood Skibowl with two "Any Shift" lift tickets. Valid through April 2027, so you've got plenty of time to catch the best snow. Includes a $102 Skibowl card and a stickers.... you know you want the stickers.

The holy grail for bourbon hunters. This Blanton's Gold Edition is a highly sought-after single barrel release, dumped in April 2024. Clocking in at 103 proof, it delivers incredible depth, spice, and complexity. Complete with the box, velvet bag, and the iconic horse stopper. Good luck outbidding the rest of the room for this one. Bidders must be 21 or older to bid

A quintessential Speyside single malt. Double cask matured in traditional oak and sherry casks, this Aberlour 12-year is incredibly smooth with notes of fruit, spice, and a hint of chocolate. Comes complete with the presentation tube. A fantastic daily sipper. Bidders must be 21 or older to bid

A classic pour for the Scotch enthusiast. This is an older, 4/5 quart bottling of Ballantine’s 12-Year that you won't find on the shelves today. Perfect for cracking open with friends or adding a cool piece of history to your home bar. Bidders must be 21 or older to bid

Distilled right here in Portland, Freeland Spirits knocks it out of the park with this one. Packed with fresh Pacific Northwest garden botanicals, it makes a killer gin and tonic or a bright, refreshing martini. Plus, the iconic blue teardrop bottle looks great on the shelf. Bidders must be 21 or older to bid

Old-school cool. This is a 1960s-1970s vintage 4/5 quart bottling of Chivas Regal 12-Year, back from when 86-proof was the standard. It's a great conversation starter and a remarkably smooth blend that holds up beautifully. A rad addition to any whisky collection. Bidders must be 21 or older to bid

Head to Central Oregon for an unforgettable outdoor experience. This $120 certificate covers a half-day, naturalist-guided tour for one with Wanderlust Tours out of Bend. Choose your own adventure- whether that’s paddling a canoe or kayak, exploring ancient caves and volcanoes, or snowshoeing through the backcountry. It’s the perfect excuse to plan a weekend trip over the mountains, get outside, and support the cause. (Valid for one year from May 31, 2026; standard daily tours only).

Skip the grocery lines and bid on this massive collection of Trader Joe’s fan favorites! Packed inside a reusable Trader Joe’s tote, this basket is loaded with a curated mix of the store's best savory snacks, sweet treats, and hard-to-find goodies. Total retail value is $50.

Bid on the ultimate Pacific Northwest experience! This $150 gift card is valid at any historic McMenamins location across Oregon and Washington. Far more than just a restaurant voucher, this card opens the door to overnight getaways, live entertainment, and unique local properties.

What It Can Be Used For:

 Historic Hotels & Lodging: Book a unique stay at iconic destinations like Edgefield, Kennedy School, Gearhart Hotel, or the Elks Temple.

 Pubs, Restaurants & Breweries: Enjoy a meal, a pint of handcrafted ale, or their world-famous Cajun tots at any of their dozens of neighborhood pubs.

 Movie Theaters: Catch a flick at one of their historic theater-pubs while enjoying food and drinks delivered right to your seat.

 Live Music & Concert Tickets: Redeem it for tickets to live shows and events at McMenamins music venues.

 Spas & Soaking Pools: Relax with a massage or a soak at Ruby's Spa properties.

 Merchandise & Bottle Shops: Pick up apparel, growler fills, specialty coffee, or bottles of Edgefield wine and spirits to take home.

Whether you're planning a weekend road trip, a date night at the movies, or just a massive round of burgers and tots for friends, this card does it all. 100% of the proceeds directly support our cause!

Are you tired of streaming comedy through a cold, unfeeling algorithm? Do you long for the crisp warmth of analog audio to truly capture the sound of a bearded, gravel-voiced man passionately dissecting the structural integrity of a Wendy’s drive-thru at 2:00 AM?

Look no further. Up for auction is a pristine, factory-sealed vinyl copy of Kyle Kinane’s masterpiece, "Trampoline in a Ditch." Why you need to outbid your neighbors for this:

 Legitimately Autographed: Kyle actually scrawled his signature on the cover with a sharpie, proving he was physically in proximity to this exact piece of cardboard.

 Local Mountain Bike Street Cred: When he’s not on stage talking about existential dread, Kyle is an avid mountain biker who loves tearing up PNW trails. This vinyl practically radiates the scent of damp loam, brake dust, and questionable line choices.

Whether you’re a die-hard comedy nerd, a fellow trail-shredder, or you just want a signed record to make your living room look like you have sophisticated taste, bid high. 100% of the proceeds go straight to our cause, which means you get great comedy and a clear conscience.