Ecology Learning Center
Ecology Learning Center

NO SHOW Ball

No Show Ball


You are cordially invited to enjoy a quiet evening

at home and not listen to the entertainment 

that won't be entertaining,

nor the speeches that won't be given.

No tireless emcee with lame jokes.

No 'I'd like to say a few words.'

No feeling guilty if you can't make it.


No chance of hitting a deer enroute.

No need to blast your AC to keep your make-up from melting and no risk of your flip flops not matching your sunglasses.


No designated driver needed.

There will be no valet parking, no open bar, no music

and no squirting lobster juice on your neighbor.


You do not even have to miss a beach day for this ball.


Please don't show up, but be sure to buy a ticket!


Thanks So Much.

General NO SHOW
$50
100% of ticket sales to the NO SHOW ball will be tripled to support the Clifford Arts & Student Center. So your $50 ticket will become $150 to grow the Center. NO Kiddin'!
VIP NO SHOW
$100
Be a VIP with NO name tag, NO membership card, NO frequent flyer account required, NO hassle. Simply give $100 from your humble home and you will become a Very Important Paying NO Show.
Lovin' the Couch NO SHOW
$200
Don't move an inch! Stay right on the couch, and 100% of your donation will keep kids active, healthy, and off the couch as they get involved with the arts at our new Clifford Arts & Student Center.
Extreme Relaxation NO SHOW
$500
This is the BEST seat in YOUR house. Stay on your yoga mat in the Savasana pose. Keep your jammies & slippers on. Feel groovy, knowing that your NO SHOW ticket supports the Arts & Student Center.

Did you know? We fundraise with Zeffy to ensure 100% of your purchase goes to our mission!