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Compassionate Home Health Care Inc

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Compassionate Home Health Care Inc

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Crappy Cinema Club | Ed Gein The Musical | Cozy Seating Auction


Grandma's Best Sofa
$20

Starting bid

Grandma's Best Sofa has heard every story, survived every family gathering, and would absolutely tell you to eat another cookie during the set break.

Cabin Chic Sofa
$20

Starting bid

Some people call this "vintage floral." We call it Cabin Chic.

This sofa has the unmistakable energy of a place where someone has definitely said, "Take your shoes off," before handing you a mug of coffee the size of your head.

Retro Splendor Sofa
$20

Starting bid

Retro Splendor Sofa is a lifestyle choice.

This glorious time capsule has survived the disco era, wood paneling, avocado appliances, and at least three questionable decorating trends. It has seen things... and somehow came out looking fabulous.

The Reiko
$15

Starting bid

Not every trivia player wants to sit still.

The Reiko understands.


Part rocking chair, part swivel throne, this is the official seat for people who think better with a little momentum.

Conversation Pit Duo
$15

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Before there were group chats, there was this.

The Conversation Pit includes two vintage lounge chairs.

Receiving Line Duo
$15

Starting bid

Yes, they're giving funeral home vibes. . . and we love it.

These chairs have hosted approximately one million polite conversations that begin with, "It's good to see you..." Now they're ready for live music!

The Good Chair
$15

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Every family had one.

You weren't entirely sure you were allowed to sit in it... but once you did, you understood why everyone fought over it. A gentle spring-rocking motion for maximum pondering.

Captain's Chair
$15

Starting bid

Perfect for the person who confidently says, "I've got this," before immediately second-guessing themselves.

The Sunday Best Duo
$15

Starting bid

Two vintage wood-framed lounge chairs with beautifully oversized cushions and plenty of room to settle in. They’re handsome, comfortable, and just fancy enough to make the event feel like a grand occasion.

Did you know? We fundraise with Zeffy to ensure 100% of your purchase goes to our mission!