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Pensacola Beach, FL 32561, USA



Codename: Heartbreaker
Profile: President and cofounder of the Krewe of Pensacola Belles. The total package —brains, beauty, and a whole lot of fun.
By night she’s caring for the tiniest patients in the NICU, and by parade season she’s leading her all-girl dance krewe in full sparkle mode. She’s sweet, she’s smart, she’s fun, and she’s ready to trade her scrubs for sequins—or sneakers —depending on the date!. This Taurus gem will keep you smiling wherever you go.
Bid high… because this one’s got it all, and you can bet she knows how to use it.
Top-Secret Intel:
Mission Brief:
“Leave everyone better than you found them.”



Codename: The Kinky Traveler
Profile: Triple Threat- smart, funny, and pretty. World traveler, Realtor, and a Krewe board member with stamps from 46 countries — many conquered solo. Between kickball nights, fostering rescue animals, participating on several Mardi Gras Krewes, and planning her next exotic mission, she’s mastered the art of blending charm, adventure, and just the right dose of mystery. Abundance of knowledge and confidence; speciality in disguise and costumes. Fiercely independent, and direct. Never one to back away from a challenge or say no to adventure.
Tagline: “Fearless in heels or hiking boots.”
Top-Secret Intel:
Mission Brief:
“Drop me anywhere — I’ll find the party, make new allies, and leave with the best story.”



Codename: The Royal Voyager
Profile: Hotel sales pro by day and adventure architect by night, Diana has touched 3 continents and 14 countries, summited mountains, bungee-jumped in Thailand, taught English camps, and even stood at Angkor Wat. She’s a published poet working on a book, a born helper who shows up, and the friend who takes the lead when the mission needs a captain. Generous, quick-witted, and always game for the next stamp in the passport, she brings elegance with a little rocket fuel.
Tagline: “Generous heart, passport ready—always two steps ahead.”
Top Secret Intel



Codename: Cheddar B 23
Profile: Boston-born, Florida-raised, and Vegas-burnished, Chad is a fast-talking ESPN sports broadcaster with tux-ready charm and a heart for the Gulf Coast. He helped build ESPN Pensacola, simulcasts on Blab TV, and even called the Army–Navy game—yet he’ll tell you his best role is “girl dad” to Leighton, who spent 138 days in the NICU before cutting the ribbon at the new Children’s Hospital. Equal parts fist-pump energy and good listener, he’s as happy hosting a crowd as he is cooking Italian and making you laugh till last call.
Tagline: “Prime time charisma, Pensacola heart.”
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Code Name: The Rock Whisperer
Profile:
Solid as granite and twice as dependable, Chris blends business savvy with an unshakable cool. Whether he’s leading on the board, crafting masterpieces from stone, or chasing adventure with his bulldog Otis, he’s proof that true class is built to last.
Top Secret Intel:
• Owner of Graye’s Granite Inc. — transforms raw slabs into high-end perfection.
• Serves on the Home Builders Association Board and supports Habitat for Humanity.
• Proud dad, seasoned traveler, and fly-fishing enthusiast.
• Carries humor like a secret weapon — quick, disarming, and unforgettable.
• Believes every season has a purpose and approaches each mission with focus and optimism.
Mission Brief:
Deploy The Rock Whisperer for any mission requiring precision, style, and unshakable resolve. His craftsmanship turns stone into art, his leadership turns plans into results, and his charm turns strangers into allies. Expect nothing less than a rock-solid.



Codename: The Glamorous Gladiator
Profile: A fearless single mother and powerhouse stylist, Stephanie blends elegance with grit in every mission she takes on. From leading the salon floor to rapping karaoke like a pro, she’s as comfortable in stilettos as she is planning spontaneous adventures. A philanthropist at heart, Stephanie’s passion for helping others shines through her years of service with the Hip Huggers and raising funds for animal shelters. Whether she’s jetting off to Turks and Caicos or bringing the house down with her favorite 90’s throwback, she’s proof that determination, compassion, and style can be a lethal combination.
Tagline: “Rise. Grind. Slay — with elegance and a touch of mystery.”
Top Secret Intel



Codename: The Ragin’ Cajun
Profile: Originally hailing from Baton Rouge, Chelsie is a ball of energy wrapped in Southern charm. By day, she’s an Inside Sales Coordinator who plays it cool; by night, she’s the life of the party, ready for midnight adventures, beach music festivals, or cheering on her beloved Atlanta Falcons and Braves. Fiercely loyal and refreshingly honest, she keeps her circle small but her laughter loud. A master cook, a couponing queen, and a gymnast at heart, Chelsie brings spice, style, and a touch of mystery to every mission. Whether it’s a spontaneous road trip, a day at the spa, or opening the dance floor, she’s always ready to raise the stakes.
Tagline: “Wild at times, loyal for life — and always playing to win.”
Top Secret Intel



Codename: The Siren of Spontaneity
Profile: With a warning label that bidding on her may cause butterflies, spontaneous sailing, and an irresistible urge to cancel all other plans, Tabetha is a bold blend of passion and adventure. As VP of Krewe de Kannabis and a fierce advocate for mental health and substance abuse awareness, she lives to uplift and inspire. She’s equally at home on the water, in the middle of a philanthropic mission, or in the spotlight — and she’s never afraid to mix elegance with a touch of mystery. Her Big Leo Energy promises a night you won’t forget, and maybe a few unplanned detours along the way.
Tagline: “Butterflies, big laughs, and a sudden change of plans — you’ve been warned.”
Top Secret Intel



Codename: The Golden Gemini
Walk-On Track: “Take Me Home Tonight” – Eddie Money
Profile: California dairy-farm roots, Gulf Coast sunsets, and a heart that refuses to dim — Lisa traded tractors and horseback rides for beach breezes and brunch, but kept her grit and glow. An administrative assistant to VPs at West Florida Medical Clinic, she’s the friendliest face in the room, quick with a laugh, and proudly “living in the light.” She loves target shooting (even if she’s not great at it), spontaneous road trips, and the kind of conversation that feels like home.
Tagline: “Early-bird charm, road-trip soul — always in the light.”
Top Secret Intel



Codename: The Midnight Craftsman
Profile: A master builder with a smile as sharp as his wit, Jeff can fix or create just about anything — from dream homes to unforgettable moments. Loyal, charming, and unafraid to chase fear head-on, he’s the kind of man who can trade a suit for work boots without missing a beat. Whether he’s on a midnight adventure, volunteering for a good cause, or planning his next escape to Greece, Jeff proves that authentic connection and fearless living never go out of style.
Tagline: “Build it. Fix it. Live it — fearlessly.”
Top Secret Intel



Codename: Goldie Locks
Profile:
Pensacola-based Gemini with adaptable charm and a past life of twelve years in dreadlocks. Known for quick wit, beach runs, and taco missions. Loyal, decisive, and always ready for the next adventure.
Tagline: “Don’t be afraid life will end; be afraid it may never begin.” — Grace Hansen
Top-Secret Intel:
Mission Brief:
“Deploy me anywhere. I’ll adapt, charm, and make it fun.”



Codename: The Legal Eagle
Profile: A sharp-minded criminal defense attorney with a rebellious streak, Clint is proof that brains, charm, and tattoos make a dangerously attractive combination. Whether he’s coaching a women’s roller derby team, running a kitchen concert, or exploring ancient ruins, he thrives on challenge and adventure. Recognized as one of Florida’s top DUI prosecutors, Clint still finds his greatest joy in being “the best daddy ever” — a title awarded nightly by his daughter. Confident, witty, and always ready to fight for what matters, Clint is the man you want on your side when the stakes are high.
Tagline: “Relax — it’ll all work out in the end.”
Top Secret Intel



Codename: The Local Legend
Walk-On Track: “Gonna Make Me Fall” – Justin Touchette
Profile: Retired U.S. Army veteran turned Nashville recording artist, Justin has lived a life that blends grit, talent, and charm. After 12 years of service and a career-ending injury, he picked up a guitar, and the music took him places—straight to the radio and recording studios in Nashville. Whether he’s riding horses, fishing, or traveling, Justin carries an easy confidence and a smirk that’s equal parts charm and mischief.
Tagline: “Honest. Loyal. Funny. Still winning.”
Top Secret Intel



Mark Benhard
Codename: The Maestro
Profile:
Malibu-born, Pensacola Beach–based Chief Marketing Officer. Accomplished pianist, songwriter, and traveler. Carried the Olympic Torch in 2004 and authored a Broadway-style musical debuting at UWF next June.
Top-Secret Intel:
• Bucket List: Go to outer space
• Dream Concert: Def Leppard at the Sphere, Las Vegas
• Celebrity Crush: Jennifer Connelly
• Friends Say: Charming, personable, loyal, considerate
• Motto: “Work hard, play harder”
Mission Brief:
“To meet new people, support a good cause, and help raise money for charity.”



CODENAME: Titan of the Tides
PROFILE:
At 6’8”, Paul Boyden stands out in any crowd—literally. This Pensacola native is the owner of Paul Boyden Customs, an accomplished artist, and a self-proclaimed weather fanatic. Between boating adventures, collecting fine bourbon and tequila, and doting on his four beloved dogs, Paul’s life is a mix of refined taste and open-water freedom.
TOP SECRET INTEL:
• Loves boating, outdoor adventures, and time by the water.
• Bourbon and tequila collector.
• Has 4 dogs—2 French Bulldogs and 2 American Bullies.
• Dream trip: Fiji.
• Known for always showing up for friends, no matter what.
MISSION BRIEF:
Your objective, should you choose to bid, is to secure an unforgettable day with a man who blends adventurous spirit, artistic talent, and unwavering loyalty. Warning: side effects may include breathtaking sunsets, gourmet dinners, and a newfound love for life on the water.



Codename: Lion’s Shadow
Profile:
A Marine Corps veteran turned 30-year law enforcement officer, Bill carries the quiet authority of someone who’s led from the front and stood his ground. A Leo to the core, he thrives in wide open spaces, whether it’s the sun-drenched beaches of Florida or the rugged trails of Wyoming and Montana. From Clearwater to Navarre, his story is one of service, strength, and a deep appreciation for life’s simple freedoms.
Top Secret Intel:
• Former Marine Corps – precision, discipline, and courage under pressure.
• Thrives in the outdoors — horseback trail rides, mountain air, and beach sunsets.
• Played semi-pro softball, competition shooter, and avid CrossFit competitor.
• Passionate about CrossFit, traveling, hiking, hunting, music, and time with his kids and grandson.
• Has a knack for turning any conversation into easy laughter and genuine connection.
Mission Brief:
When the stakes are high, Lion’s Shadow moves with calm precision — whether navigating a tactical op or a first date. He’s on a mission to meet someone who matches his energy, shares his love of the outdoors, and isn’t afraid of a little adventure. The question is… are you ready to step into the shadow?



Codename: Wild Heart
Profile:
Smart, witty, and unapologetically Type A, Jenna is a supervisor in cardiology diagnostics by day and a supermom by night. Whether she’s crushing workouts, chasing protein goals, or keeping life spicy with her dry humor, she knows how to keep things interesting. With brains, beauty, and bold energy, she’s a force you don’t want to underestimate.
Top Secret Intel:
• Proud single mom who never misses a workout or a margarita night with the girls 🍹
• Can carry all the groceries in one trip — no backup needed
• Celebrity crush: The Rock (she likes her men strong & solid)
• Guilty pleasure: guac, queso, and 3 pounds of chips (balance, baby)
• Karaoke go-to: “Nobody” by Keith Sweat 🎤
• Hopes to travel the world
Mission Brief:
This fearless agent may hate the spotlight, but it always seems to find her — and with good reason. Jenna is bold, fit, and hilarious, with just the right amount of sass to keep you guessing. Bid wisely: she’s a package deal of brains, biceps, and banter.



Codename: Beautiful Storm
Profile:
Brains, beauty, and just the right amount of mischief — Shae brings it all to the mission. A powerhouse Subcontracting & Procurement Supervisor by day, she’s equal parts grit and glamour, with a sharp wit that could disarm anyone faster than a Bond gadget.
Top Secret Intel:
• Kickball queen & beach volleyball champ
• Known to catch Mardi Gras beads like a pro athlete
• Proud dog mom to a 155lb Great Dane lapdog.
• Can mix sarcasm, style, and service in one mission — a triple threat
• Love languages: Acts of Service, Physical Touch… and Sarcasm (the 6th unofficial one)
• Motto: “Though she be but little, she is fierce.” — Shakespeare
Mission Brief:
Expect fireworks, laughter, and a little unpredictability. Shae isn’t just a date — she’s an adventure. Bid high, buckle up, and prepare for a night you’ll be bragging about long after.



Codename: Hot Hero
Profile:
At just 28, Noah Saenz has already spent 8 years as a full-time Pensacola firefighter, proving himself calm under pressure and quick with a grin. Originally from Albuquerque, this Aries thrives on adventure, whether it’s battling flames, belting out George Strait in the shower, or making everyone laugh with spot-on impersonations. Equal parts protector and prankster, Noah is the guy who’ll open your door, pump your gas, and still keep you smiling all night.
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Top Secret Intel
• Occupation: Firefighter – 8 years of service
• Hobbies: Concerts, pool, gym, beach days, and trying new things
• Hidden Talent: Master impersonations of people
• Ridiculous Skill: Can recall actors and music artists instantly
• Bucket List: Skydiving, cage diving with great white sharks, sailing in Turks & Caicos
• Fun Fact: Modeled for Sears catalogs back in middle school
• Guilty Pleasure: Oreos and milk before bed—always with a fork to dunk
• Mantra: “Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” – Patrick Swayze
Mission Brief
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: bid on Hot Hero! Place your bid/vote and let Noah turn up the heat.
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