Fort Wood Community Spouses' Club

LXCL:This Shakedown Includes:<ul class="lxcl-ul"><li value="1" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">One (1) warrant issued on the poor sap of your choosing</li><li value="2" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">Public arrest—no duckin’, no hidin’</li><li value="3" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">Maximum embarrassment, maximum fun</li></ul>

Drop a Warrant

LXCL:What You Get:<ul class="lxcl-ul"><li value="1" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">One (1) jailbreak</li><li value="2" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">Valid for one-time use only</li><li value="3" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">Redeem anytime during the shindig</li></ul>

Get Outta Jail Free

LXCL:This Protection Racket Covers:<ul class="lxcl-ul"><li value="1" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">Total immunity from arrest</li><li value="2" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">Good for the entire event</li><li value="3" class="lxcl-listItem" dir="ltr">Freedom to sip, swagger, and bid like a boss</li></ul>

Full Immunity Pass

A No-Good, No-Tellin&rsquo; 1920s Speakeasy Shakedown Listen up, see&mdash;The joint&rsquo;s jumpin&rsquo;, the hooch is flowin&rsquo;, and the coppers are just itchin&rsquo; to haul somebody off. Throw your weight around, put the squeeze on a pal, or grease the wheels to stay free. Every racket helps support FWCSC, so don&rsquo;t be a flatfoot&mdash;get in on the action. 🚨&nbsp;ISSUE A WARRANTPut the word out. Make it official. Watch &lsquo;em squirm. Got a mug who looks a little too comfortable? Drop a warrant and sic the coppers on &lsquo;em. Once the papers are signed, it&rsquo;s a one-way ride to the clink&mdash;unless they can scrape together their bail. This Shakedown Includes:<ul fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;"><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">One (1) warrant issued on the poor sap of your choosing</li><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">Public arrest&mdash;no duckin&rsquo;, no hidin&rsquo;</li><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">Maximum embarrassment, maximum fun</li><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">All proceeds go straight to FWCSC</li></ul>Street Talk: No snitchin&rsquo;. The law&rsquo;s comin&rsquo; whether they like it or not.&nbsp;*Warrants will be served from 6:30 - 8:00 pm.&nbsp;*Max jail time is 10 minutes&nbsp;- enough to feel the heat, not enough to sour the night.&nbsp;*Once bail is paid, the mug is immediately released by the&nbsp;bailiff - no questions asked. 🔓 GET&nbsp;OUTTA JAIL FREEOne use. One escape. Don&rsquo;t waste it, wiseguy. Behind bars? Flash this golden ticket to the bailiff and stroll out like you own the place. No bail. No sob story. Just sweet freedom. What You Get:<ul fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;"><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">One (1) jailbreak</li><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">Valid for one-time use only</li><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">Redeem anytime during the shindig</li></ul>Word to the Wise: Use it once and it&rsquo;s burned&mdash;next time you&rsquo;re payin&rsquo;.&nbsp;*Available until 8:00 pm at the event. 🛡️ FULL IMMUNITY PASSUntouchable. Unpinchable. Unbothered. This here&rsquo;s the real power play. With immunity in your pocket, you&rsquo;re bulletproof all night long. No warrants. No cuffs. No trips to the clinker. This Protection Racket Covers:<ul fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;"><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">Total immunity from arrest</li><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">Good for the entire event</li><li fr-original-style="" style="box-sizing: inherit;">Freedom to sip, swagger, and bid like a boss</li></ul>Big Shot&nbsp;Status: The coppers can&rsquo;t touch you&mdash;don&rsquo;t even try.&nbsp;*The clock&rsquo;s tickin&rsquo;&mdash;this pass vanishes at midnight Feb 27! 🎩 FINAL WARNINGDress sharp. Watch your back. Trust nobody. The law&rsquo;s crooked, the jail&rsquo;s crowded, and freedom&rsquo;s always for sale.Thanks for backing FWCSC and makin&rsquo; this speakeasy shakedown a night nobody forgets. &ldquo;THIS IS A NON-FEDERAL ENTITY. IT IS NOT A PART OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE OR ANY OF ITS COMPONENTS AND IT HAS NO GOVERNMENT STATUS.&rdquo;

A No-Good, No-Tellin’ 1920s Speakeasy Shakedown Listen up, see—The joint’s jumpin’, the hooch is flowin’, and the coppers are just itchin’ to haul somebody off. Throw your weight around, put the squeeze on a pal, or grease the wheels to stay free. Every racket helps support FWCSC, so don’t be a flatfoot—get in on the action. 🚨 ISSUE A WARRANTPut the word out. Make it official. Watch ‘em squirm. Got a mug who looks a little too comfortable? Drop a warrant and sic the coppers on ‘em. Once the papers are signed, it’s a one-way ride to the clink—unless they can scrape together their bail. This Shakedown Includes:<ul><li>One (1) warrant issued on the poor sap of your choosing</li><li>Public arrest—no duckin’, no hidin’</li><li>Maximum embarrassment, maximum fun</li><li>All proceeds go straight to FWCSC</li></ul>Street Talk: No snitchin’. The law’s comin’ whether they like it or not. *Warrants will be served from 6:30 - 8:00 pm. *Max jail time is 10 minutes - enough to feel the heat, not enough to sour the night. *Once bail is paid, the mug is immediately released by the bailiff - no questions asked. 🔓 GET OUTTA JAIL FREEOne use. One escape. Don’t waste it, wiseguy. Behind bars? Flash this golden ticket to the bailiff and stroll out like you own the place. No bail. No sob story. Just sweet freedom. What You Get:<ul><li>One (1) jailbreak</li><li>Valid for one-time use only</li><li>Redeem anytime during the shindig</li></ul>Word to the Wise: Use it once and it’s burned—next time you’re payin’. *Available until 8:00 pm at the event. 🛡️ FULL IMMUNITY PASSUntouchable. Unpinchable. Unbothered. This here’s the real power play. With immunity in your pocket, you’re bulletproof all night long. No warrants. No cuffs. No trips to the clinker. This Protection Racket Covers:<ul><li>Total immunity from arrest</li><li>Good for the entire event</li><li>Freedom to sip, swagger, and bid like a boss</li></ul>Big Shot Status: The coppers can’t touch you—don’t even try. *The clock’s tickin’—this pass vanishes at midnight Feb 27! 🎩 FINAL WARNINGDress sharp. Watch your back. Trust nobody. The law’s crooked, the jail’s crowded, and freedom’s always for sale.Thanks for backing FWCSC and makin’ this speakeasy shakedown a night nobody forgets. “THIS IS A NON-FEDERAL ENTITY. IT IS NOT A PART OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE OR ANY OF ITS COMPONENTS AND IT HAS NO GOVERNMENT STATUS.”

Fort Wood Community Spouses' Club

The Speakeasy Shakedown: Warrant, Freedom, or Immunity

Fort Leonard Wood

Drop a Warrant

$10

Get Outta Jail Free

$25

Full Immunity Pass

$100