Overnight stay at a luxury hotel a stone's throw from the boardwalk?? Don't mind if I do! Use by May 16th, one night King room at Bungalow Hotel in Long Branch, NJ. Gorgeous rooms w/ shopping and great food within walking distance. You're going to want this for yourself, even though it makes a great gift. https://www.bungalowhotel.net/

4 (FOUR!) tickets to any show at the NJ Rep for the upcoming season. Use them all at once or spread across performances - also make great gifts! Value: $260

Shore Thing Theater runs Intro to Improv classes several times throughout the year. Win this item and win free admission to one cycle of classes (usually either 6 or 8 weeks). Come discover your inner funny, it's there, we know it!

2 Tickets: These classes are taught with heart and rooted in tradition, every class is inspired by the techniques Cassie learned from working and studying as a pasta maker since 2018. Whether you're rolling out cavatelli or shaping tortellini, Cassie’s passion is contagious—you’ll laugh, learn, and leave full (in every way). Grab your friends, bring your family, and come find out why everyone’s obsessed with Bee’s Pasta Co. ($150 Value)

Discover the unexpected with our thoughtfully curated Mystery Boxes. Each box offers a unique selection that MAY include:

-crystals and gemstones,

-cleansing tools for energy work

-intention-based jewelry,

-hand-poured candles

-stickers and other specialty items!

Every box also contains a mystery oracle card with a unique message chosen just for you—adding a layer of guidance and connection to your experience.

Each Mystery Box is designed to provide a one-of-a-kind journey—perfect for gifting, enhancing your spiritual practice, or treating yourself. With every opening, you’ll uncover treasures that inspire, uplift, and align you with the magic of the moment.

Nah, we're not being rude. But if you want to get away from it all, CSz player Mona, a real-life travel agent, will provide you with a full trip itinerary for an upcoming trip. She's got the skills to find the cool places to visit and eat, let her make your trip even better.

Win this item and win an autographed ComedySportz Jersey Shore jersey. You pick, red or blue. We'll get as many of our players as we can to sign their John Hancocks (or their Ria Torricellis) and you can proudly own an authentic Jersey jersey.

Well that's one way to describe this, a crocheted ravioli made just for you by CSz player Scott's daughter Ana. This one is entirely gluten free, and zero calories (we think...there was no nutrition label on the skein of yarn).

CSz player Mitchell has a keen eye for wildlife. They're allowing you to take home one of the posted wildlife photos (like this AWESOME BIRD), printed and framed just for you. At a reasonable size, that is. C'mon, don't ask for a wall-size mural.

CSz player Stacy knows it's getting colder, but darn it all, she can't wait for summer to come around again. So she's donating a trio of super fancy outdoor water toys valued at over $500. Sumo belly-bump outdoor inflatable set, huge slippery water slide for back yard, and a large motorized inflatable T-Rex pool float. These would be an AMAZING gift for anyone who is also already sick of the cold.

THIS IS YOUR ALL ACCESS PASS! This item will entitle you to free admission to any regular ComedySportz match in 2026. Yeah, that's right...you just waltz on in, throw your name at the box office, and we'll shower you with glitter and welcome you in for no cost. Except without the glitter. Stuff's impossible to clean up.

CSz player Susan runs Yes And Metuchen (YAM), where she teaches improv to the Brainy Boro folks. You too can take a six-week YAM class with this item (schedule is still being finalized but classes are expected to run starting in January). Sorry, YAM only...mashed potatoes not included.

Being sparkly is not just for the holidays!Coordinate a date and time with CSz player Emily, and she'll...I don't know the word...install? fairy hair for you and up to three of your friends. You'll sparkle just like...I don't know, something sparkly.

That's the DUMBO section of Brooklyn, home of The Rat Theater, where ComedySportz New York City plays. Here's four tickets to see a CSzNYC match (so you can cross one more CSz city that you've visited off your bingo card).

Retired CSz player Adam built our wonderful red and blue benches that the teams sit on each week. But we can do even better. Let's give the benches names...you get to choose which bench and what name. If you want to be punny you could even name one after the Cincinnati Reds catcher...yeah, that's right, we could wind up with the Johnny Bench bench. These naming rights are good for all of 2026.

We close every match out with a pun round. Well now, for one match of your choosing, YOU get to give us all of the pun suggestions. Want to see us pun about the Hess truck? We'll do it! Want puns about cinnamon buns? Sure, we'll give you bun puns, hun! You control what we pun about, and we'll pun with it!

Hold up, I think that's supposed to be meet and greet. (checks notes) yes, this item entitles you to peek behind the curtain (literally, you can see what's behind our backstage doorways) and have a meet and greet with the cast of one of our upcoming shows. Either before or after our match, you pick. Note: CSz Jersey Shore is not responsible for any offensive or excessive player sweatiness if the meet and greet is done after a match.

Who doesn't want some unique fresh salsa? Like really, when is it NOT a good time for some chips and dip? Mitchell will make up a few batches of some unique salsas just for you (you can share or not, that's up to you). Eat 'em right away or freeze 'em for a bit, that's also up to you.

In addition to her day job and running this joint on the side, Ria also finds time to make homemade liquor. With this prize, she'll make you a bottleful (or flaskful) of your very own homemade liquor. Choose from: Kahlua, Baileys, Amaretto, Coquito or Ginger Liquor. Oh yeah, over 21 for this one please.

CSz player Matt buys way too many tiny things (because he loves a great deal). Now you get to benefit from his overpurchasing! Matt will send you a monthly item (for 6 months) matching any great deal he finds - sometimes a rechargable battery, sometimes a cool halloween decoration, who knows! We promise it won't be alive... probably. Either have your item shipped to you, or pick it up from Matt himself at the theater.