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A Secret Third Thing

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Join A Secret Third Thing for &ldquo;The Muppet Christmas Carol: A Parody Concert&rdquo;!&nbsp; Synopsis:Our players embody The Muppets* as they perform the classic Dickens holiday tale, with Kermit the Frog playing Bob Cratchit, the put-upon clerk of stingy Ebenezer Scrooge. Other Muppets -- Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear and Sam the Eagle -- weave in and out of the story, while Scrooge receives visits from spirits of three Christmases -- past, present and future. They show him the error of his self-serving ways, but the miserable old man seems to be past any hope of redemption and happiness. Doors are at 6pm, with the performance beginning at 7pm. Please join us in both celebrating and mocking this beloved holiday classic, with a few extra bits thrown in for good measure! There is a two drink minimum at this venue. Please drive responsibly.*No actual muppets will be appearing in this production.

Join A Secret Third Thing for “The Muppet Christmas Carol: A Parody Concert”!  Synopsis:Our players embody The Muppets* as they perform the classic Dickens holiday tale, with Kermit the Frog playing Bob Cratchit, the put-upon clerk of stingy Ebenezer Scrooge. Other Muppets -- Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear and Sam the Eagle -- weave in and out of the story, while Scrooge receives visits from spirits of three Christmases -- past, present and future. They show him the error of his self-serving ways, but the miserable old man seems to be past any hope of redemption and happiness. Doors are at 6pm, with the performance beginning at 7pm. Please join us in both celebrating and mocking this beloved holiday classic, with a few extra bits thrown in for good measure! There is a two drink minimum at this venue. Please drive responsibly.*No actual muppets will be appearing in this production.

A Secret Third Thing

The Muppet Christmas Carol: A Parody Concert

The Three Clubs

General Admission

$25

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