I don't want to bake so here is the money I would have spent buying cupcakes at the store.

I don't want to go to a car wash, so here is a donation to pretend my car is sparkling clean!

I would rather not help with a yard sale, so here is the cash value of the stuff I'll just keep in my garage.

I don't want to sell candy to my friends and co-workers, here is the money I would have donated on their behalf.

I would rather stay at home than participate in anything that has to do with running, biking, swimming, or fishing, please accept my registration fee and I don't need a T-shirt.

Here is a donation in appreciation for not having to sell, craft, bake or anything else except contribute to a worthy cause.