A woman with red hair and a revealing outfit holds a cake while someone in the background films her with a phone, with a sparkly curtain behind them.

FemMenThem Queer Cabaret

LXCL:A little rough around the edges, but the idea is there and the ass looks fantastic.

The First Draft

LXCL:You changed the music, fixed the zipper, and added some rhinestones!

The Second Draft

LXCL:More drama. Better pacing. Several minutes of previously unreleased thigh.

The Director's Cut

LXCL:Too strange for the mainstream, deeply important to twelve homosexuals, and discussed at length in at least one group chat.

The Cult Classic

LXCL:They didn’t understand your genius the first time. History—and this ticket purchase—will vindicate you.

The Critical Reappraisal

LXCL:A distinguished contribution to queer art, live performance, and keeping us young at heart.

The Lifetime Achievement Award

LXCL:Your budget had a rough first act. We’re still saving you a seat for the finale.No One Turned Away for Lack of Funds means exactly that. If the regular ticket price is out of reach, choose this ticket and join us! No explanation, tragic backstory, or public disclosure of your bank balance required.

NOTAWFLOF

Apparently, getting older is supposed to make you quieter, more sensible, and easier to ignore.That sounds fucking terrible.For Rita&rsquo;s birthday, FemMenThem is digging through the archives and bringing back the acts that deserve another life&mdash;older, wiser, hotter, and considerably better rehearsed.These aren&rsquo;t reruns. They&rsquo;re rewrites.Performers are returning to acts they created for past FemMenThem shows, taking everything they&rsquo;ve learned since, and rebuilding them into stronger, sharper, stage-ready pieces they can carry forward in their professional repertoires.Because queer art deserves more than one night.It deserves time to develop. Space to fail. Permission to change. And another chance to walk into the room like it owns the place.Consider each resurrected act Rita&rsquo;s birthday present: something old, something improved, and something hot enough to require a fire permit we absolutely do not have.Come celebrate another year of Rita, another year of FemMenThem, and the glorious fact that none of us have peaked yet.OLDER, WISER, HOTTER! Rita&rsquo;s Birthday Shit ShowWednesday, November 11, 2026 Jacque&rsquo;s Cabaret Doors at 7 PM &middot; Show at 8 PM 21+ Bring cash to tip the cast. Bring praise for the birthday bitch. Bring absolutely no opinions about aging unless you look this good doing it.

Apparently, getting older is supposed to make you quieter, more sensible, and easier to ignore.That sounds fucking terrible.For Rita’s birthday, FemMenThem is digging through the archives and bringing back the acts that deserve another life—older, wiser, hotter, and considerably better rehearsed.These aren’t reruns. They’re rewrites.Performers are returning to acts they created for past FemMenThem shows, taking everything they’ve learned since, and rebuilding them into stronger, sharper, stage-ready pieces they can carry forward in their professional repertoires.Because queer art deserves more than one night.It deserves time to develop. Space to fail. Permission to change. And another chance to walk into the room like it owns the place.Consider each resurrected act Rita’s birthday present: something old, something improved, and something hot enough to require a fire permit we absolutely do not have.Come celebrate another year of Rita, another year of FemMenThem, and the glorious fact that none of us have peaked yet.OLDER, WISER, HOTTER! Rita’s Birthday Shit ShowWednesday, November 11, 2026 Jacque’s Cabaret Doors at 7 PM · Show at 8 PM 21+ Bring cash to tip the cast. Bring praise for the birthday bitch. Bring absolutely no opinions about aging unless you look this good doing it.

FemMenThem Queer Cabaret

Older, Wiser, Hotter!

79 Broadway St